I really feel this subject deserves its own blog post.
In Malta, they let TOO many people on the bus, the seats and spare standing space is already full and they are STILL letting people on. How do they resolve this?
‘MOOOOOOVE BACK PLEASE!!!!!!’
to the 40 people already standing crammed up against each other holding on for dear life and falling out the door (which NEVER closes by the way).
It doesn’t matter HOW many times you shout at us to MOVE BACK if there is no room, there is NO moving!!
Something else you should learn… never try to pay for your ticket with anything larger than a 1EUR coin else you will be subject to torrents of muttered (probably abusive) Maltese and remember- when asking if they stop at your destination a blank stare and no response means YES. An aggravated shake of the hand means no.